arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

(via yourw0rld-swallowsme)

clubpenguln:

Do old people prank call life alert

(via sarcasticates)

lonelywhiteasian:

100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually

(via littlemisspartyhardy)

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

(via theblacksouls)